Things That Would Be Interesting to Dust with a Swiffer

1. A large crystal prism balanced on the hindquarters of a mongoose
2. A pile of peanut brittle on a moving treadmill
3. Woodrow Wilson's personal effects
4. Amethyst chess pIeces depicting some dudes partying at a kegger
5. An olympic bronze medal on a dead guy
6. A glacier with a perfectly preserved homosexual viking frozen inside it
7. A Lincoln Town Car filled with bald eagle excrement
8. A fallen space station, partially buried on a topless beach
9. A bobcat trapped in a shower curtain
10. A pommel horse in the middle of a civil war battlefield