Question: Do I love dreamcatchers? Answer: Yes, a shitload. Question 2: How into slamming energy drinks am I? Answer 2: A ton. So, no big deal, right? Well, wrong.
The problem is, dudes in the dreamcatcher scene want to tell me it's not okay to like energy drinks. And my bros in the energy drink scene think dreamcatchers are for homosensuals.
But what I want them both to understand is as follows: the only thing I know how to do is to follow my heart, even when what it tells me to do is not the "cool" or "popular" choice. And when I'm listening to my Queensryche cassettes, there's only one way I know how to roll -- dreamcatchin' and fructose-buzzin'. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go take a dump.
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